DO NOT TRUST MICHAEL GURSKY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Beloved comedian and writer Michael "gurskyman" Gursky is a PROFESSIONAL NARCISSIST and a COMPULSIVE LIAR!!!!!! In order to avoid getting a real job and being financially independent, he tells an elaborate sob story as if he is homeless and destitute all because his ex-girlfriend from Nashville broke up with him due to her ongoing mental illness. He blames the world for his issues because he cannot handle taking accountability and owning his failures. He is an alcoholic who pretends to be sober for over 5 years but it's part of his story and in reality he is a functioning alcoholic tramp who goes to coffee shops in search of a girl he can manipulate into caring for him financially. Obviously, his victim mentality is all a total lie but it's his scheme in order to gain sympathy and take advantage of new people. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS CONMAN!!!!